Did you know the Sheriff's department in this county has boats? Me either. The camp was closed the other day so I put on pink rubber gloves and picked a bunch of trash up and fed minners at the same time and when I got near the water I ran into a cop in a boat at which point I blurted, "Cool! A cop in a boat! I didn't know y'all had boats. We don't have them at home, blah blah blah..."
He said they had eight boats, he asked where I was from, we shot the bull a minute and he left.
Hours later back in the playhouse, I caught my image in the mirror and saw my bright green IT'S 4:20 SOMEWHERE t-shirt with the pot leaf.
Now as I've mentioned repeatedly, marijuana still ain't legal, and being new to an area you want to give a good impression. I feel I may have failed a little.
Speaking of outlaws, me and Daddy Willie will be looking at the same South Carolina crescent moon tonight. I'll bet he gets a longing in his heart for the forced adoption daughter he doesn't even know about...
I love you, Willie Nelson!